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Cracker after death
Ones a bad Hacker (cracker) dies and went to hell and there
Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr.
XXX, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all
eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now,
since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a
choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever.
Satan takes cracker to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor
souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive
coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by
starving lions. Finally, he takes cracker to a tiny room in which there
is a bottle of the finest wine sitting on a table. To cracker's delight,
he sees a PC in the corner wid a internet connection. Without
hesitation, cracker says "I'll take this option."
"Fine," says Satan, allowing cracker to enter the room. Satan locks the
room after cracker.
As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer. "That was XXX!" cried
Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!"
"That's what everyone thinks" snickered Satan.
"The bottle has a hole in it!"
"What about the PC?"
"It's got Windows 95!" laughed Satan.
“It had a dial up internet whose
transfer rate is 1-2kbps and line will drop every 5 minutes”
"And it's keyboard is missing three keys,"
"Which three?"
"Control, Alt and Delete."
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